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DSMatticus wrote:Again, look at this fucking map you moron. Take your finger and trace each country's coast, then trace its claim line. Even you - and I say that as someone who could not think less of your intelligence - should be able to tell that one of these things is not like the other.
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I like cock jokes. Just sayin. :P
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Then have I got a treat for you!

Probably belongs in youtube videos that etc etc. seeing as that's what it is, but it's relevant to this.
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I actually found that image on a legitimate page about chickens because I was looking up a quote from Phineas & Ferb. It was utterly serendipitous.
Koumei wrote:Then have I got a treat for you!

Probably belongs in youtube videos that etc etc. seeing as that's what it is, but it's relevant to this.
Don't worry, it's already there. ;) And it is fucking awesome.
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Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
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Oh, god... those lips.
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Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.

You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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When I was little, I didn't like the semolina porridge, but was pretty positive about everything else.

Then came Web 2.0, social networks and blogs... And now I hate morons, illegal immigrants, public transportation, subway, corrupt policemen, hippies, bikers, rokers, teenagers, students, leachers, flamers, jocks, cultists, nerds, vegans, nazists, facists, antifacists, christians, atheists, politicians, gamers, sports fans, waiters, tech support, lamers, pedofiles, everything outside of Moscow, everything inside Moscow, Internet Explorer, Windows, UNIX and a few hundred other different social categories and natural phenomena.

Hate so much, that I can barely eat. But at least I like semolina porridge now...
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Damn Tellarites, trying sabotage the Babel peace conference...
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Shrapnel wrote:Damn Tellarites, trying sabotage the Babel peace conference...
???
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Longes wrote:
Shrapnel wrote:Damn Tellarites, trying sabotage the Babel peace conference...
???
Star Trek aliens, little pig guys, from the original series episode "Journey to Babel". It was Trekkie joke.
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I feel like this image is very relevant to a lot of threads on this forum

Shit, wrong image. Damned comfy con... This one:
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also, pretty accurate expectation/reality of Pacific Rim.
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Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
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You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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Console war is over, PS4 wins!
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Note to self: never play another person's PS4.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
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FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.

You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.

--The horror of Mario

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